Democrat Party social scientists announced that a combination of lab strength hallucinatory LSD, Fentanyl, a mind numbing pain killer 1,000 times more powerful than pure CIA-supplied Afghanistan heroin, along with a dash of Ayahuasca lead to an important political discovery.
Ayahuasca is a hallucinogenic beverage made from a tropical vine that forms an important component of Amazonian Indian shamanism.
Myron Brownwick, Ph.D said, “We discovered that the proper mix of ingredients gave prison volunteers the exact political arguments and sentiments expressed by those who, unexposed to the concoction, were prominent Democratic Socialists and Democratic Party members that support Obama, Pelosi, even that JB Pritzker fellow in Illinois.”
Brownwick continued, “Data showed to within a confidence interval of 3 standard deviations that subjects under the influence of the drug were too naive to understand either the short or long term impact of their political ideology.”
When under the influence of the drug, test subjects wanted to eliminate America’s borders, criminalize ICE, give free stuff to everyone, and had no idea of how economics worked. Remarkably, they were unable to complete the most basic logic test, and all the while had to be strapped into straight jackets to prevent harming themselves or others.
“While the DNC has expressed interest in expanding the availability of the drug to the entire voting population, we are concerned of the long term environmental impact, carbon footprint, and simply availability of the ingredients. But in the end, it alll depends on the renewal of grants from the Soros Open Secrets Foundation to continue our important work.”
