Noting the record high stock market, unemployment at record lows for Blacks, rising incomes since the election of Republican Donald Trump to the presidency, 28 year old economic and foreign policy whiz and socialist superstar Ocasio-Cortez argued that all the great economic news was due to Russian interference in the American economic system through their evil minion, Orange Man Bad Trump.
Speaking to a regiment of masked Antifa peacekeepers in NYC yesterday, Ocasio-Cortez, her beautiful, engaging smile showing just how adorable and destined for greatness she is, said, “The Russians and their ilk want nothing more than unfettered prosperity in this country. They use their sock-puppet Trump, who was filmed accepting $600 billion of crime czar Putin rubles at Trump’s Moscow hotel just after he and Putin stole the election from comrades Hillary and Kamala, to wickedly turn America around from Repbulican recessions.”
Tears in her eyes at the injustice of having Americans turning away from the myriad of welfare programs in order to work at non-union jobs, she continued, “If elected, we will do everything we can to return welfare dependency to ordinary, hard working Americans. No more Russian bailouts!”
