Not satisfied with pre-teen daughters lining up to the abortion mills behind the backs of their clueless parents, Democratic Party leaders met with their chief sponsor Planned Parenthood, Black Lives Matter representatives, Soros fundraisers, and masked Antifa shock troops, and anti-ICE and #Noborders proponents in Washington DC this week to seek new ways to kill American citizens that do not share progressive values.
“We’ve got abortion of course, and we are very proud that we have defended a living woman personage the right to choose not to deliver a clump of cells despite cheap, effective, and readily available birth control,” said key note speaker and oppressed Native American tribal princess Senator Elizabeth Warren. “It took awhile, but at last count we managed to kill over 50 million babies since Roe vs. Wade.”
After enthusiastic applause, she continued. “We’ve got euthanasia going on in many states, so we can now slaughter hordes of useless right wing citizens nearing the end of their eco-harmful lives right in their hospital beds. During the Obama Administration, we managed to craft a horrible economy that led many people to despair, suicide, and crime.”
She continued with glee in her eyes, “In recent weeks, we’ve got Black Lives Matter and Antifa killing innocent black people, children and babies with our coordinated street violence. “
Much foot stomping, wolf whistles, and enthusiastic applause from the crowd. She continued:
“We’ve been successful elsewhere. World record slaughter with our MS-13 Sparks of Divinity killing people with all kinds of deadly pharmaceuticals AND now we we get to defund police in every major Democrat-controlled urban slaughterhouses .
Not to mention our continuing effort to prevent gun nuts from protecting their families from undocumented people trying to make a better life for themselves by taking what white privilege has arrogantly spoiled people with.”
“Efforts are being made at a state-level to release violent criminals back into society, not only to vote for us, but to spread mayhem and death everywhere. Few arrests and if so, we let them back into the community to commit more mayhem. Then we blame it all on Trump!
Everyone in the room laughed maniacally..
“Should we take over Congress this year we hope to get rid of goose-stepping ICE thugs and the racist borders, so that MS-13 sparks of divinity, ISIS, and other vilified people can finally make America the sort of country that respectable progressives and communists want to live in.”
But then, her voice turned somber. “But quite frankly, we’re running out of ways to kill people not quite up to our way of thinking. So that’s why we are here today. We need fresh ideas on how to kill Americans who aren’t like you and me. We can learn from the past and implement the successes of such socialist megastars as Joe Stalin and Chairman Mao for the first time here in America! Mass starvation, arrests and death chambers are all fresh, new opportunities that we need to consider in future legislation.”
