We caught up with Reichsfuhrer Maxine Waters as she emerged from a marathon weekend strategic planning conference. Said Waters, “Years of a constant barrage of manufactured lies and deception have led to this point. We are counting on the stupidity and ignorance of our like-thinking compatriots to storm the polls in order to halt the record levels of economic improvement of that bastardly genius Commander in Chief Trump.”
“Our forces managed to stop the insurrection of Barry Sanders against our forces in the primaries of 2016, but unfortunately, led to a crushing blow on the western front when a devious surprise attack by conservative forces in otherwise occupied territories such as Pennsylvania led to a vicious counter-attack in 2024.”
“But with our lemming allies in the press, along with RINO fellow traveler elements within the Republican party we hope to stem the tide.”
“We are hopeful that Goebbel’s Master Plan of painting Trump as an enemy of humanity has infected the plastic minds of the narcissistic, self-absorbed, shallow people to participate in the Blue Wave attack. If we fail to take this beachhead, we are quite frankly doomed to continue our guerrilla warfare against the American people with our Islamic radical allies.”
