Our deeply-embedded investigative reporter who can not be named for her own safety has filed a reports that she has personally reviewed highly classified Skype audio-video recordings of top-level DNC Military Operatives. These recordings show them discussing the retention of South American MS-13 terrorist cells to wage Jihad-style IED Bombings, beheadings, crucifixions and assassinations against the people and politicians of FlyOverLandia.
Currently, the Socialist Peoples Army of Dreamlandia, the self-declared country formerly known as the states of Washington, Oregon, and California have formed an alliance with Eastern elements of Utopiana, to attack the rural toothless, gun-clinging, Bible thumpers of the American west, midwest and south of FlyOverLandia.
The DNC discussed how reliance on Antifa Shock Troops, Mexican drug gangs, and genuine ISIS and Al Qaida cells that have poured in through the open, unguarded borders at government expense of what used to be the USA, has not stopped FlyOverLandia’s devious cultural appropriation of southwest inspired Tex-Mex food, plastic soda straw binging, bathroom use solely determined by one cisgender physical label, and their virtual sexual obsession with evil looking Russian-supplied AR-15 Assault Rifles capable of spraying fully automatic poison bullets and grenade launchers that can destroy an acre of eco-friendly land with one trigger squeeze.
“DNC Generalissimo Keith Ali Ellison MaQuoob, was overheard saying, “Until we have established Sharia Law, may Allah be praised, with the Marxian tenants of progressive tolerance, open-mindedness, compassion, and inclusiveness onto all the world, we will have to convince them with the points of a thousand bayonets, a million roadside bombs, and a billion splatters of blood that their blind resistance is futile.”
