Pharmaceutical  Industry Announces 'Fun-damentals of Pandemic’  to Combat Public's Atavistic Fear of Government-Mandated Profits to Big Pharma Lobbyists

Funeral Home Industry/Pfizer Announce Plan to Eliminate ‘Coffin Covid’

Pfizer Announces  Vaccine That Reduces Chance of Lightening Strike by 25 Percent.   

Pfizer Announces 80 Percent Herd Coverage in Democrat Party Congressional Stock Ownership 

Jennifer Psaki Winds Coveted 'Baghdad Bob Award' for Alternate Reality Reporting

Citing Overwhelming Statistical Evidence of Urban Crime, Poverty, and Failure, Democrat National Committee Declares Democratic Party to be 'Public Health Emergency"

Hunter-Gatherer Tribes Claim Agricultural Era 'City Slickers' Culturally Appropriated Loin Cloth

Vowels demand equity in LBGTQ+ abbreviation sequence. 'Even punctuation marks got there ahead of vowels'

AMC FALL LINE UP TO INCLUDE: : Land of the Walking Unvaxxed!

Experts: Eliminating the Democratic Party Reduces Crime 80- Percent

Voice of Peppa Pig Amelie Bea Smith Accused of "Animal Appropriation" 

CDC Issues Emergency Warning That a CV19 Cure would Threaten Pfizer Stock Price

Pfizer Stock 

WHO Announces Future CV19 Variants to be Named After Trump.  Next Up: CV19  'Don Jr Variant

CDC: Biden Administration Achieves Goal of 90 Percent Herd Mentality

Biden Demands Taliban Use Proper Pronouns Before Executions

WHO Announces Future CV19 Variants to be Named After Trump.  Next Up: CV19  'Don Jr Variant’

CDC: Biden Administration Achieves Goal of 90 Percent Herd Mentality

Biden Demands Taliban Use Proper Pronouns Before Executions

Hollywood Demands UnVaxed Be Prevented From Viewing Their TV Shows and Films

Harry and Meghan Make Time Magazine’s 'Mother Theresa Award’

Olympic Committee  Announces Gold Silver and Bronze Medals for Podium Protests 

'Royal' Hypocrisy: Prince Harry Defends Climate-Gutting Jet Flights By Off-Setting CO2 With Investment in More Eco-Friendly Bit Coin Harvesting

Homo Erectus Heirs Seek Reparations From Descendants of Neanderthals 

Burn Victim Simply Wishes She Had Flesh; Wouldn’t Complain of Color 

Man with Inherited Melatonin Deficiency Experiences Racism Everywhere He Goes  

Citing Today’s Politically Correct Culture, Native American Baseball Team to Change Name from the Apache 'Heap Big Fire Waters'  to the Apache 'Pale Face Peace Pipers.'

BLM Calls for Tearing Down Egyptian Pyramids As Being 'Tourist Traps Celebrating the Exploitation of Ancient POCs'

Court Holds Descendants of Egyptian Pyramid Builders Entitled To $5,679,098.02 in Reparations