Santa Cruz, CA – Chaos erupted at a solar tech expo this week after climate activists glued themselves to a bank of Tesla-branded solar panels, demanding an end to “billionaire eco-fascism.”
“We’re here to take back the sun,” said Brixton Nebula, while fused to a photovoltaic cell with Gorilla Glue and organic almond butter. “Musk is stealing sunlight from marginalized communities to power his apartheid rocket empire.”
Protesters chanted:
• “No justice, no joules!”
• “This land is our grid!”
• “Elon, get your photons off our lives!”
Tesla released a brief statement: “These panels were not connected to power. But we support all forms of peaceful disconnection.”
