CDC Seeking Emergency Replacement for Trump Derangement Syndrome
Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the Center for Disease Control (“CDC”), announced today that the US government is seeking emergency procurement proposals from the world’s most important pharmaceutical companies to find a satisfactory replacement for Trump Derangement Syndrome (“TDS”) The…
BLM/Antifa Can Save Lives by Training Drug Gang Members to Shoot Correctly
Dr. Maxine Waters, Ph.D., Distinguished Chair of the Indigenous Violence Indoctrination Program at Evergreen University announced an initiative to reduce drug gang crime related deaths ignored by Democratic Party-controlled cities. Black Lives Matter Special Operations units combined with Antifa tactical…
Hollywood Brunchon-ette Slated to Bring Awareness to Trump’s Dismemberment of Immigrant Babies
/ Claiming that she heard from MSNBC that Trump is warehousing immigrant children to later dismember them without anesthesia to raise campaign funds, Hollywood Actress Megan Fox announces trendy, star-studded A List Event of the Season! Speaking to this…
Democrat Rep. Rashida Tlaib Angry that Trump Prevented Taxpayers from Paying for her First Class Vacation to Visit Grandmother
(UDPN: United Democratic Propaganda Network) Anti-Semitic Michigan Representative Rashida Tlaib, whose extended family members are experts at strapping IEDs on babies as young as nine months old, complained yesterday that she is angry that her late summer vacation plans have…
BLM Co-founder Declares Luxury Housing Portfolio Is ‘Well Deserved Reparations’Â
(AYE PEE NEWS) BLM (Black Lives Matter * ) co-founder Patrisse Cullors, responded to criticism and social media swarming by former sycophantic hordes of followers aghast and confused at her purchase of millions of dollars of property within the privileged,…
Pet Justice: BLM Activists Declare White Pet Owners To Be White Supremacists
(Ass Press) Americans love their pets. Many treat their dogs and cats as their ‘furry faced’ children. As such, the pets are pampered with gourmet foods, designer clothes, pet spas, and the loving, warm laps of their masters. Masters And…
