Democrats Draw Up Impeachment Articles Against Trump for Collision of Galaxies 4.5 Billion Years Ago
NASA Honorary Emeritus Laureate Maxine Waters led a press conference yesterday to announce impeachment charges against ‘President’ Trump When a Fox News reporter asked how Trump could be responsible for an event that occurred 4.5 billion years ago, Waters said,…
Obama tells Americans to ‘Chill Out’ About Kavenaugh
In an interview conducted earlier this morning at the tax-payer funded Obama Lair in an undisclosed, yet fashionable WDC gated community, former president Barrack Obama advised Americans to ‘calm down’ about decades-old rumors about the alleged sexually aggressive activities of…
JB Pritzker, governor-elect of Madiganistan Announces Plan to Use Fitbit Step Counters to Tax People’s Use of Sidewalks
Billionaire heir JB Pritzker announced today that his plan to ‘fix’ the sad state of Madiganistan’s financial affairs, brought on by decades of wasteful Republican spending in the blood-sucking counties outside of Chicago, announced a novel plan to ‘tax every…
Democratic Party Senator Dianne Feinstein Reports Supreme Court Nominee Kavenaugh’s Entire Body Invaded Woman Person
Her eyes full of tears, Senator Feinstein reported to the FBI that she heard a rumor that an un-named female constituent complained that 53 years ago Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavenaugh negligently and with perhaps criminal intentions invaded the body…
Democratic Party Scientists Announce Drug Cocktail that Precisely Mimics Progressive Thinking
Democratic Party social scientists announced that a combination of lab strength hallucinatory LSD, Fentanyl, a mind numbing pain killer 1,000 times more powerful than pure CIA-supplied Afganistanian heroin, along with a dash of Ayahuasca lead to an important political discovery….
Democratic Party Officials War Game ‘Blue Wave’ Strategy for 2022 Mid Term Election Blitzkrieg Against Stubborn American Patriots
We caught up with Reichsfuhrer Maxine Waters as she emerged from a marathon Labor Day weekend strategic planning conference. Said Waters, “Two years of a constant barrage of manufactured lies and deception have led to this point. We are counting…
