Slash Sarcasm: NPC Cannon-Fodder Edition

2A

Democratic Party Leaders Announce Common Sense Plan to Ban Republicans From Owning Hollow Tubes That Go Bang

CNN reported earlier today that House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Senate Minority Leader Charles Schumer, joined at the podium with a Che Guevara celebrity lookalike deaf interpreter, to promote their plan to ban registered Republicans from owning hollow tubes…

NASA Announces Plan to Ban Deadly Assault Weapons From All Future Space Craft 

NASA Administrator Maxine Waters held a press conference this afternoon regarding 10,000 pages of new protocols that  NASA would employ in all future space flights. “NASA’s chief mission is to explore the universe while promoting common sense gun control,” she…

Verified by MonsterInsights