Hollywood Brunchon-ette Slated to Bring Awareness to Trump’s Dismemberment of Immigrant Babies
/ Claiming that she heard from MSNBC that Trump is warehousing immigrant children to later dismember them without anesthesia to raise campaign funds, Hollywood Actress Megan Fox announces trendy, star-studded A List Event of the Season! Speaking to this…
Extremist Left Radical ‘Pink Pussy’ Heroines March on WDC Today
Thousands of indigenous Women of Privilege, accompanied by the usual crowd of Hollywood B list celebrities, descended upon the streets of WDC today to protest the anti-women Trump Administration. “While progressive saint Bill Clinton used his political status to seduce…
Latest Tech Can Extract Democrats From Echo Chamber Alternate Reality
Marvin Haysdale, Ph.D, Chair of Hillsdale University Department of Psychology announced an exciting development that ‘just might save mankind.’ Sound intriguing? Adds Dr. Haysdale, “While yet an extremely complex and difficult medical procedure after decades of public school propaganda,…
BLM Co-founder Declares Luxury Housing Portfolio Is ‘Well Deserved Reparations’
(AYE PEE NEWS) BLM (Black Lives Matter * ) co-founder Patrisse Cullors, responded to criticism and social media swarming by former sycophantic hordes of followers aghast and confused at her purchase of millions of dollars of property within the privileged,…
Pet Justice: BLM Activists Declare White Pet Owners To Be White Supremacists
(Ass Press) Americans love their pets. Many treat their dogs and cats as their ‘furry faced’ children. As such, the pets are pampered with gourmet foods, designer clothes, pet spas, and the loving, warm laps of their masters. Masters And…
New ‘Eco-Friendly Abortion Procedure Announced
NSFW: Article depicts graphic violence similar to an actual ‘implemented choice’ Planned Parenthood, a wholly-owned subsidiary of the National Democratic Party, announced today that new medical procedures on the decapitated heads of aborted, yet still conscious, fetuses will lead to…
