CDC Seeking Emergency Replacement for Trump Derangement Syndrome
Dr. Anthony Fauci, Director of the Center for Disease Control (“CDC”), announced today that the US government is seeking emergency procurement proposals from the world’s most important pharmaceutical companies to find a satisfactory replacement for Trump Derangement Syndrome (“TDS”) The…
BLM/Antifa Can Save Lives by Training Drug Gang Members to Shoot Correctly
Dr. Maxine Waters, Ph.D., Distinguished Chair of the Indigenous Violence Indoctrination Program at Evergreen University announced an initiative to reduce drug gang crime related deaths ignored by Democratic Party-controlled cities. Black Lives Matter Special Operations units combined with Antifa tactical…
Hollywood Brunchon-ette Slated to Bring Awareness to Trump’s Dismemberment of Immigrant Babies
/ Claiming that she heard from MSNBC that Trump is warehousing immigrant children to later dismember them without anesthesia to raise campaign funds, Hollywood Actress Megan Fox announces trendy, star-studded A List Event of the Season! Speaking to this…
Democrat Rep. Rashida Tlaib Angry that Trump Prevented Taxpayers from Paying for her First Class Vacation to Visit Grandmother
(UDPN: United Democratic Propaganda Network) Anti-Semitic Michigan Representative Rashida Tlaib, whose extended family members are experts at strapping IEDs on babies as young as nine months old, complained yesterday that she is angry that her late summer vacation plans have…
Extremist Left Radical ‘Pink Pussy’ Heroines March on WDC Today
Thousands of indigenous Women of Privilege, accompanied by the usual crowd of Hollywood B list celebrities, descended upon the streets of WDC today to protest the anti-women Trump Administration. “While progressive saint Bill Clinton used his political status to seduce…
Latest Tech Can Extract Democrats From Echo Chamber Alternate RealityÂ
Marvin Haysdale, Ph.D, Chair of Hillsdale University Department of Psychology announced an exciting development that ‘just might save mankind.’ Â Sound intriguing? Adds Dr. Haysdale, “While yet an extremely complex and difficult medical procedure after decades of public school propaganda,…
