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COVID

Scientists Shocked: Communist Chinese Bioweapon Corona CV 19 Transmitted by ‘Passing Gas’

(AP Exclusive) Democratic Strategist and Chief Immunologist Maxine Waters, (Ph.D), author of the book, “Politics and Pandamics: An Incestuous Approach to Color Revolutions,” said “highly, some would say, rabid, infective clouds of noxious virus impregnated gasses and in some cases,…

Global Prostitute Business Nailed By Chinese Communist Bioweapon Virus: Democrats Seek Funding

(Reuters) Discovering that ‘undocumented love experience providers’ were unable to find ‘johns’ willing to fork out $20 bills for their essential services, Nancy Pelosi is withholding funding for American Small Business Administration needed to get America back on its feet….

Local Man Ready For Whatever Corona Virus 19 Has In Store For Him

(Facebook News)  Del Matthews ofHobart, Kansas spent last night digging a foxhole in his backyard.    “I went to Walmart yesterday  to buy some anti-viral hand lotion.  But the shelves were bare.” “So a little despondent, I came back home. …

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