Democrats Draw Up Impeachment Articles Against Trump for Collision of Galaxies 4.5 Billion Years Ago
NASA Honorary Emeritus Laureate Maxine Waters led a press conference yesterday to announce impeachment charges against ‘President’ Trump When a Fox News reporter asked how Trump could be responsible for an event that occurred 4.5 billion years ago, Waters said,…
Hurricane Maria and Trump Killed Everyone in Puerto Rico
According to a recent statistical survey conducted by NOAA Science Emeritus Nancy Pelosi the recent hurricane proved that the response by the Trump administration amounted to cold blooded murder. The Democratic governor of Puerto Rico, Juan Valdez, in exile in…
Nancy Pelosi Promises that when Democrats Take Over House, Trump Derangement Syndrome Sufferers Will Qualify For SSD Payments
Future Speaker Pelosi, dressed in Blue to signify the impending ‘Blue Wave’ that will thankfully soon remove government from any rational decision-making process, told NYT reporters today that when she becomes Speaker, the first thing they will do AFTER filing…
 So-called “MAGA MAN” Earns $420,000 per Year as Professional Victim at Liberal Public Events
In a recent interview with Hollywood agent Harvey Weinwood, we learned that his client, actor Bill Dumpfy has made a living posing as a target for the abuse of self-righteously indignant, morally superior progressives. “My phone’s ringing off the hook,…
Democratic National Committee Hosts Strategy Session To Create ‘Fresh, New, and Exciting’ Hate Attacks Against Trump
Democratic Party leaders, party pundits, billionaires, news media and entertainment personalities, and experts in a wide number of feminist studies gathered together this past weekend in an emergency session to discuss the most important policy challenge facing the Democratic Party…
Trump Derangement Syndrome Now listed in The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM V)
Trump Derangement Syndrome Now listed in The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM V) published by the American Psychiatric Association (APA) as Severe Dissociative Disorder Bordering on Mass Sociopathic V.5.2 Symptoms Include: Hysteric Ranting Illogical rambling Expressing…
