Latest Tech Can Extract Democrats From Echo Chamber Alternate Reality
Marvin Haysdale, Ph.D, Chair of Hillsdale University Department of Psychology announced an exciting development that ‘just might save mankind.’ Sound intriguing? Adds Dr. Haysdale, “While yet an extremely complex and difficult medical procedure after decades of public school propaganda,…
“My Pillow” Announces New Product: “Our Underwear”
Mike Lindell announced today on Fox News. “Let’s face it, for generations people have known that men and women’s underwear needs are different and opposite. It is time to take advantage of this fact with “Our Underwear”. Its patented,…
Ignored Mick Jagger Offers Sad, Final Toast to the Death of Rock ‘n Roll
(Photo of homeless Jagger wandering London streets) “Getting yer ‘ya ya s out’ just doesn’t mean the same thing when yer fucking 80 years old.’ remarked former rock legend Mick Jagger over his fifth Mich Ultra. “I mean Dylans still…
JB Pritzker, governor-elect of Madiganistan Announces Plan to Use Fitbit Step Counters to Tax People’s Use of Sidewalks
Billionaire heir JB Pritzker announced today that his plan to ‘fix’ the sad state of Madiganistan’s financial affairs, brought on by decades of wasteful Republican spending in the blood-sucking counties outside of Chicago, announced a novel plan to ‘tax every…
Hollywood Finalizes Plan to Interrupt Movies and TV Shows Every Five Minutes With Political Messaging
Screen Actors Guild Chair Judd Apatow discussed plan to inject political rants into major feature films and all TV shows every five minutes This Kwanzaa season’s release of “Star Wars: Resistance Against Trump Tyranny.” will be the first film to…
Trump Derangement Syndrome Now listed in The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM V)
Trump Derangement Syndrome Now listed in The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM V) published by the American Psychiatric Association (APA) as Severe Dissociative Disorder Bordering on Mass Sociopathic V.5.2 Symptoms Include: Hysteric Ranting Illogical rambling Expressing…
