Democratic Party Members Infected by Epidemic of Neuro-Parasitic Fungi Worms
(NPR Staff Exclusive) The peer-reviewed journal, ‘Frontiers of Behavioral Psychology,’ published an article recently that documented hapless Democratic Party members and so-called progressive socialists are infected by mind-controlling neuro-parasites of the fungi genus Cordyceps crapitai. The neuro-parasites are taken into…
Oscar Award Changes Announced
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, chaired by bad boy film maker Michael Moore, announced from one of his houses that starting this year The Oscar statuette will be renamed cisgender neutral “Pat” and will be sculpted to…
Democratic Senator Chuck Schumer and Representative Schiff Present Baby Border Doom-O-Meter
“No precious child is safe from Republican Death Camps that are being erected along the artificial, racist line between Mexico and the country we once knew as America, the Land of Democratic Party Freedom, Peace and Love,” said Senate Minority…
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Announces Bold Plan to Create a “Safe Language.”
(DNC/CNN/HRC/MSNBC/ABC/CBS/NBC/GOOGLE/WAPO/NYT/SOROS/FB/TWITTER Consortium Press Release) In a press conference held earlier today in her new, exotic apartment in posh West side Washington, DC, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez announced her brilliant game-changing plan to replace every word we think with, use, say, or write….
Ethics Professor Presents Research Findings on Democratic Party’s Confusing Morality System
Marvin K. Weinstein, Ph.D., who currently holds the distinguished Rudoplh K. Heitzmen Chair of Investigative Ethics at Cornell University, presented a paper at a recent symposium of the International Ethics and Morality Society. “Democrats present a rather intriguing ethical…
Undocumented eco-migrants to America will receive unlimited, free sex
Mayor Pete Bulligieg, whose public service as mayor of a small, mid-American town has convinced him and many other Democrats that he would be the perfect choice to occupy the most powerful office in the world, has announced his latest,…
