The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, chaired by bad boy film maker Michael Moore, announced from one of his houses that starting this year The Oscar statuette will be renamed cisgender neutral “Pat” and will be sculpted to resemble a generic human child victimized by Satanist Trumpian Gun Lovers and Child Murderers.
There will be no sexually-distinguished award categories, just Best Actor, Best Director, etc.
No white male can be nominated for any award for the next five years, said, Mr. Moore, whose white guilt did not extend to his accumulation of money.
Doc Woodworth
Ph.D Saint Louis University (Public Policy Analysis)
JD Saint Louis University (Journal Editor)
MBA Central Michigan University (Organizational Behavior)
BA Illinois College (Sociology)
