Undocumented eco-migrants to America will receive unlimited, free sex
Mayor Pete Bulligieg, whose public service as mayor of a small, mid-American town has convinced him and many other Democrats that he would be the perfect choice to occupy the most powerful office in the world, has announced his latest, and some would say, greatest campaign promise ever.
Explains Mayor Pete:
“Quite frankly, we Democrat hopefuls for the President are running out of free things to 1. tempt undocumented migrants from Mexico, South and Central Americas and 2. Demonstrate how virtuous wealthy liberals can be with other people’s money.”
“The generous American taxpayer already funds free healthcare, to include ‘trans’ surgery and treatment, housing, utilities, cell phones, internet access, food, clothing, daycare, transportation, entertainment, and tax-free pocket money to them and their relatives. It really makes you scratch your head to figure out something new to promise to those poor, humble immigrants whom Trump has left to be tortured and killed in their home countries due to his racist, homo-and trans phobic, misogynist, and hateful policies. So last night, as I lay next to my husband, I came up with the idea of offering free sex, all they could want!”
“Once we legalize prostitution and recreational drug use, we will provide unlimited, free vouchers that can be used at all the new ‘Planned Parenthood Abortion, Day Care, and Sexual Gratification Palaces’ that are being funded with grants from the Soros Foundation.”
Mayor Pete continued, “Sure it’s expensive, but we can also apply funding that evil, Nazi, hateful Trump and his minions had budgeted for the Veterans Administration. It will also create jobs for people who will be unemployed after we shut down the exploitive, capitalistic American health care system. Let’s face it, In a world where deplorable gun- and Bible- clingers and stupid farmers can foist that spawn of hell Trump on the world, we need all the Democratic Party voters we can get past those old-fashioned borders. This should do the trick!
A VOTE FOR MAYOR PETE IS A VOTE FOR FREE SEX FOR ALL ECO-MIGRANTS!!!
Doc Woodworth
Ph.D Saint Louis University (Public Policy Analysis)
JD Saint Louis University (Journal Editor)
MBA Central Michigan University (Organizational Behavior)
BA Illinois College (Sociology)
