Democrats Draw Up Impeachment Articles Against Trump for Collision of Galaxies 4.5 Billion Years Ago
NASA Honorary Emeritus Laureate Maxine Waters led a press conference yesterday to announce impeachment charges against ‘President’ Trump
When a Fox News reporter asked how Trump could be responsible for an event that occurred 4.5 billion years ago, Waters said, “It goes like this: Whatever we disagree with becomes hate speech. Hate speech is offensive and generates bad karma, which through quantum entanglement of the cause/effect matrix, creates a wormhole which extends back in time and distorts the space time fabric of the universe.”
California senator and Chinese Industrial Magnate Dianne Feinstein added, “Just think of unknown billions of civilizations that have been slaughtered when Trump’s bad karma caused these galaxies to collide. No greater evil has ever been perpetrated on the known universe. He must be stopped now or the warping of the space time fabric will extend to every known galaxy in the visible universe.”
Waters added, “Trump’s evil personage is already responsible for nuclear war, taking birth control from women, hurricanes and earthquakes striking hard working blue collar families, and soldiers going around bayonetting thousands of survivors of that hurricane in Puerto Rico. We must eliminate him before all life in the universe is destroyed.
Doc Woodworth
Ph.D Saint Louis University (Public Policy Analysis)
JD Saint Louis University (Journal Editor)
MBA Central Michigan University (Organizational Behavior)
BA Illinois College (Sociology)
