Scientists Shocked: Communist Chinese Bioweapon Corona CV 19 Transmitted by ‘Passing Gas’
(AP Exclusive)
Democratic Strategist and Chief Immunologist Maxine Waters, (Ph.D), author of the book, “Politics and Pandamics: An Incestuous Approach to Color Revolutions,” said “highly, some would say, rabid, infective clouds of noxious virus impregnated gasses and in some cases, drippy, sticky fluids emitted purposely or accidentally from the rectum of human beings is possibly the most poisonous substance on the planet right now.”
Added Dr. Waters, “And not just any adult diaper. One needs an N-95 certified mask insert in a pouch between the upper thighs. One loops the elastic of the mask over and around the thighs on each side.”
Illinois Governor Pritzker (D) announced that effective May 1, 2020, all adults in public must wear adult diapers in public on the outside of one’s pants so that recently deputized local Democratic Party officials can determine compliance.
The governor continued, “We simply must avoid passing gas. Farting iin public is a terrorist act that only Usurper Trump and his deplorable demons of hell do to all of us, and un-regulated passing of bowel – generated gasses must be illegal starting immediately.”
Doc Woodworth
Ph.D Saint Louis University (Public Policy Analysis)
JD Saint Louis University (Journal Editor)
MBA Central Michigan University (Organizational Behavior)
BA Illinois College (Sociology)
