Global Prostitute Business Nailed By Chinese Communist Bioweapon Virus: Democrats Seek Funding
(Reuters)
Discovering that ‘undocumented love experience providers’ were unable to find ‘johns’ willing to fork out $20 bills for their essential services, Nancy Pelosi is withholding funding for American Small Business Administration needed to get America back on its feet.
Said Speaker Nancy Pelosi from her Architectural Digest award-winning gourmet kitchen–funded by her husband’s inside track on government property sales. “Not only are prostitutes an important Democrat Party constituency, they provide an essential public service in these times, just like abortion. We need our government to provide them an income equal or greater than the $600 per week unemployment that everyone else gets.”
Doc Woodworth
Ph.D Saint Louis University (Public Policy Analysis)
JD Saint Louis University (Journal Editor)
MBA Central Michigan University (Organizational Behavior)
BA Illinois College (Sociology)
