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Del Matthews ofHobart, Kansas spent last night digging a foxhole in his backyard.
“I went to Walmart yesterday to buy some anti-viral hand lotion. But the shelves were bare.”
“So a little despondent, I came back home. But after inventorying our prepping supplies, I saw that we were actually in pretty good shape. We had several bottles of 60 proof vodka, which makes a pretty good field expedient anti-viral hand lotion. “
But having this vodka makes us a pretty tempting target to our neighbors, who may not be so lucky.”
“So here I am, ready to defend my family from anti-viral hand lotion thieves who will stop at nothing, literally, to save themselves.”
Doc Woodworth
Ph.D Saint Louis University (Public Policy Analysis)
JD Saint Louis University (Journal Editor)
MBA Central Michigan University (Organizational Behavior)
BA Illinois College (Sociology)
