BLM Co-founder Declares Luxury Housing Portfolio Is ‘Well Deserved Reparations’
(AYE PEE NEWS) BLM (Black Lives Matter * ) co-founder Patrisse Cullors, responded to criticism and social media swarming by former sycophantic hordes of followers aghast and confused at her purchase of millions of dollars of property within the privileged,…
Pet Justice: BLM Activists Declare White Pet Owners To Be White Supremacists
(Ass Press) Americans love their pets. Many treat their dogs and cats as their ‘furry faced’ children. As such, the pets are pampered with gourmet foods, designer clothes, pet spas, and the loving, warm laps of their masters. Masters And…
“My Pillow” Announces New Product: “Our Underwear”
Mike Lindell announced today on Fox News. “Let’s face it, for generations people have known that men and women’s underwear needs are different and opposite. It is time to take advantage of this fact with “Our Underwear”. Its patented,…
Ignored Mick Jagger Offers Sad, Final Toast to the Death of Rock ‘n Roll
(Photo of homeless Jagger wandering London streets) “Getting yer ‘ya ya s out’ just doesn’t mean the same thing when yer fucking 80 years old.’ remarked former rock legend Mick Jagger over his fifth Mich Ultra. “I mean Dylans still…
New ‘Eco-Friendly Abortion Procedure Announced
NSFW: Article depicts graphic violence similar to an actual ‘implemented choice’ Planned Parenthood, a wholly-owned subsidiary of the National Democratic Party, announced today that new medical procedures on the decapitated heads of aborted, yet still conscious, fetuses will lead to…
Social Media Giants Announce Plan to Have All Conservatives and Libertarians Wear Digital Armbands While On Line
(Reuters) (Photo of suspect conservative being questioned by Facebook Thought Police) Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg joined with other “Masters of the Social Media Universe” yesterday to announce plans that everyone who disagrees with them will be forced to wear Apple-branded…
