Social Media Giants Announce Plan to Have All Conservatives and Libertarians Wear Digital Armbands While On Line
(Reuters)
(Photo of suspect conservative being questioned by Facebook Thought Police)
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg joined with other “Masters of the Social Media Universe” yesterday to announce plans that everyone who disagrees with them will be forced to wear Apple-branded yellow digital stars on their sleeves in the interest of public safety.”
Said Zuckerberg,” While it used to be considered ‘American’–whatever that small word means in today’s global and diverse world–to be open-minded and nonjudgmental, as a society we simply can’t afford those virtues anymore. Too many people die because they are exposed to opinions they might disagree with. Starting today, we take the first steps to ensure that no one like us will have their thinking provoked in ways that might be challenging or logically correct. The safety of our children demand it.”
Said Apple CEO Tim Cook, “Our new Apple Mega Star is not only a bold fashion statement, but monitors skin electrochemistry and heart activity for non-progressive thinking 24/7. A signal is emitted, which will notify Party Officials to intervene, say, by banning the suspect from all communications activity.”
Doc Woodworth
Ph.D Saint Louis University (Public Policy Analysis)
JD Saint Louis University (Journal Editor)
MBA Central Michigan University (Organizational Behavior)
BA Illinois College (Sociology)
