Ignored Mick Jagger Offers Sad, Final Toast to the Death of Rock ‘n Roll
(Photo of homeless Jagger wandering London streets)
“Getting yer ‘ya ya s out’ just doesn’t mean the same thing when yer fucking 80 years old.’
remarked former rock legend Mick Jagger over his fifth Mich Ultra. “I mean Dylans still at it, he not only ‘went electric’ but went ‘main stream.’ I mean shit, how many awards and honors does a bloke need!?!’ Let’s face it. Rock went the way of Rick Astin or whatever the fuck his name was. Hasn’t been a rock song won a Grammy Award in like twenty years. Yeah, go ahead and play yr 80s headbanger crap for the millionth time. Fuck it. It’s done.”
Doc Woodworth
Ph.D Saint Louis University (Public Policy Analysis)
JD Saint Louis University (Journal Editor)
MBA Central Michigan University (Organizational Behavior)
BA Illinois College (Sociology)
