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Pet Justice: BLM Activists Declare White Pet Owners To Be White Supremacists

(Ass Press)

Americans love their pets.  Many treat their dogs and cats as their ‘furry faced’ children.  As such, the pets are pampered with gourmet foods, designer clothes, pet spas, and the loving, warm laps of their masters.

Masters

And that is the problem. 

Well, that is  according to BLM activist Karen L. Rothschilde of Queens, New York. “As white people can’t own black people anymore, they resort to owning pets. It is the exact same thing as slavery.  Intelligent, loving creatures. Just like humans. In fact, sometimes FAR better.  They are bred and churned out in monstrous puppy breeding centers just like slaves used to be. Then humiliated, sold on the market for money. Blood Money. Then the poor animal’s life is controlled 24/7 by their ‘masters.’  Some even make their dog work for nothing but food and shelter, chasing sheep or something.  Horrible. It makes me cry for these gentle souls.”

Dr. Maxine Waters, Ph.D., Chairperson of the Indigenous Animal Ethics Program of Evergreen College agrees, and calls for Pet Justice: 

“We need to make pet ownership absolutely illegal.  The so called  founding fathers failed to insert language in their toilet paper wad called the constitution that protected cats and dogs from being protected against white supremacy.  Proves that they are racists, doesn’t it?  We need laws to (1). prevent any more dogs and cats from being sold into a life of slavery, no matter how pleasant.  And, (2) we need to break the collars and chains that bond pets to their owners now. They need to be released back into the wild or humanity can never look itself in the mirror again.  And (3) We also demand reparations be paid for all pets. White, rich people’s pets are treated far, far better than the shelter rescue pets of POC. So unfair!”

Doc Woodworth

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Ph.D Saint Louis University (Public Policy Analysis) JD Saint Louis University (Journal Editor) MBA Central Michigan University (Organizational Behavior) BA Illinois College (Sociology)
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