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“My Pillow” Announces New Product: “Our Underwear” 

Mike Lindell announced today on Fox News.   “Let’s face it, for generations people have known that men and women’s underwear needs are different and opposite.  It is time to take advantage of this fact with “Our Underwear”. 

Its patented, shared design: one day he wears them, the next she does.

“After a week or so just toss them in the dryer! What could be easier–and more eco-friendly than that!  

Our Underwear is so comfortable that even people that don’t normally wear underwear are sharing these with their loved one.

What could be more intimate than that

Mike is “Sure you are going to love these underwear more than any underwear you have ever shared in your life.””

Doc Woodworth

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Ph.D Saint Louis University (Public Policy Analysis) JD Saint Louis University (Journal Editor) MBA Central Michigan University (Organizational Behavior) BA Illinois College (Sociology)
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