In what may have passed for a moment of mental clarity this morning, so called president-elect Joe Biden spoke at a press conference attended by a horde of sycophantic journalists.
The gathering hushed as Joe Biden, fresh on the heels of the 2020 elections approached the podium crowded with microphones.
“I hereby announce that I am conceding my election for president of the United States of America. I have been informed that the Democratic Party has been involved in an illegal conspiracy of historic proportions. I can not tolerate winning when there is a single doubt of the integrity and legitimacy of an election.”
To groans of displeasure, sobbing, expressions of anger, and calls of “Say it ain’t so, Joe..” Mr. Biden continued. “If we allow, even to our benefit, cheating to be successful, we will never be able to trust a vote again. Our democracy, the soul of our nation, depends on the good will of the American citizen to accept wins and losses as they may occur, not manipulate voting machines to insure victory. If we can let Dominion get away with this, then our constitutional republic is doomed. While I disagree with Mr. Trump on everything, I accept that he won the election fair and square, and that we should all roll up our sleeves and do our best to see that he, and America, succeeds as a beacon of the light of liberty to the world.”
Doc Woodworth
Ph.D Saint Louis University (Public Policy Analysis)
JD Saint Louis University (Journal Editor)
MBA Central Michigan University (Organizational Behavior)
BA Illinois College (Sociology)
