Democrat Rep. Rashida Tlaib Angry that Trump Prevented Taxpayers from Paying for her First Class Vacation to Visit Grandmother
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Anti-Semitic Michigan Representative Rashida Tlaib, whose extended family members are experts at strapping IEDs on babies as young as nine months old, complained yesterday that she is angry that her late summer vacation plans have been ruined.
“As a chief ruler over ordinary, low-brow Deplorables that have not yet been forcibly converted to Sharia Law, I am certainly owed a free first class vacation each month so long as Congress is not in session. This is in accord with the Quran, where we Muslim females, subservient to the sexual mastery of all men, are allowed to travel with a male escort. Even so, Nazi worshipping, misogynist, racist, homophobic, corrupt, and Russian puppet Orange Man Bad occupying the White House (which shall be painted rainbow colors if Allah permits Native American Sycophant Liz Warren to lead America into fiery destruction) threatened to shoot and kill me with an AR-15 automatic machine gun if I took my life saving, doctor-ordered sabbatical in Palestine.”
Added Tlaib, whose heavy tears blotted her Tiffany-branded head scarf, “I had to cancel my dinner reservations at every Five Star restaurant in Israel-occupied Palestine that had not been blown up by my patriotic Palestinian freedom fighters. I was really looking forward to all those American taxpayer funded gourmet banquets with my peace activist grandmother, the leaders of Hamas’s Terrorist Network, and my BFF Ilhan Omar.”
When asked what she would do with her valuable time now that the racist Pres. Trump and soul-sucking Apartheid Israel had cancelled her free vacation, she said she was eager to organize a congressional visit to Venezuela. Democrats can teach President Madero valuable lessons on how to manage the transition of a democratic, capitalistic system with valuable oil resources into a crime infested, drug and gang corrupted socialist paradise where he can rule forever on the backs of starving, zoo animal eating peasants. “Democrats have had decades of experience in converting thriving cities and states into leprosy and bubonic plague shit holes. It’s what we do.”
Doc Woodworth
Ph.D Saint Louis University (Public Policy Analysis)
JD Saint Louis University (Journal Editor)
MBA Central Michigan University (Organizational Behavior)
BA Illinois College (Sociology)
