Hollywood Brunchon-ette Slated to Bring Awareness to Trump’s Dismemberment of Immigrant Babies
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Claiming that she heard from MSNBC that Trump is warehousing immigrant children to later dismember them without anesthesia to raise campaign funds, Hollywood Actress Megan Fox announces trendy, star-studded A List Event of the Season!
Speaking to this reporter from her luxurious, Beverly Park mansion, whose bespoke landscape evokes the faux, yet subtle class of old world wealth, waved her hand to dry tears welling from her heavenly blue eyes, “The plight of these precious children, torn from their mothers’ arms like toddlers at a Republican death camp by that monster Trump and his tiny, grasping hands…I just…” her words were cut off by soft sobs. She dabbed her eyes with a Olivier Rousting handkerchief woven in soft pink-hued silk She continued, “We simply MUST do something about Trump selling dismembered border baby body parts for campaign funds.”
Her moist eyes gleamed in sudden inspiration. “We will hold a brunchon, yes, maybe that’s it. Nothing like rubbing shoulders with actual political activists like Sean Penn or Kathy Griffen to make such a difference, she gushed. “Just last month I met dear, dear Bobby—De Niro—at the Rolex dealer champaign brunch-ette on Bel Air Avenue. He was so funny, wandering the streets wearing one of those depression era signs draped over his shoulders in these ugly leather straps. It read “Down With Trump” on the front and “Trump is an Ass” on the back, with his bare cheeks showing! I was mortified at first, but then, I simply burst out laughing at the absurdity!
“Well anyway, I’ll have my publicist prepare a guest list. . . Of course the media is invited. She glanced down at her diamond encrusted wrist watch. “Oh my! Running late for my MiMoDa—in Dance Hard class! Gotta fly!
Doc Woodworth
Ph.D Saint Louis University (Public Policy Analysis)
JD Saint Louis University (Journal Editor)
MBA Central Michigan University (Organizational Behavior)
BA Illinois College (Sociology)
