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Hollywood Finalizes Plan to Interrupt Movies and TV Shows Every Five Minutes With Political Messaging

Screen Actors Guild Chair Judd Apatow discussed plan to inject political rants into major feature films and all TV shows every five minutes

This Kwanzaa season’s release of “Star Wars: Resistance Against Trump Tyranny.” will be the first film to include 30 minutes of ‘professionally produced’ rants from such stars and socialist activists as Samual L. Jackson, Robert De Niro, Kathy Griffin, Jane Fonda and newcomer David Hogg.

“Its not like the rants won’t be a natural part of the film, said Honorary Celebrity Chelsea Clinton, “Starting this fall every movie and scripted TV show plot will be dedicated to one task: The defeat of Child Murdering-Nazi-Republican-Trump-Satanist-Tyranny.”

“Rosie gave us the idea. But we are ‘jumping the shark’ and taking vital political messaging to its over the top level. But as ordinary people, particularly in Red States aren’t able to understand sophisticated plots, we have to have our people tell them what to think.”

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Ph.D Saint Louis University (Public Policy Analysis) JD Saint Louis University (Journal Editor) MBA Central Michigan University (Organizational Behavior) BA Illinois College (Sociology)
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