So-called “MAGA MAN” Earns $420,000 per Year as Professional Victim at Liberal Public Events
In a recent interview with Hollywood agent Harvey Weinwood, we learned that his client, actor Bill Dumpfy has made a living posing as a target for the abuse of self-righteously indignant, morally superior progressives.
“My phone’s ringing off the hook, said Weinwood, “Bill’s hotter than what’s her name, that socialist woman Ocasio-Ortez or whatever. Every music concert from Madonna to Tim McGraw, Antifa demonstrations, Democratic Party rallies, fund-raising parties in Bel Aire, Emmy Awards, whatever, they all want him to show up to get the crowd going.
“Sure, he gets punched, spit on, yelled at, booed, and death threats by all those open-minded people who celebrate diversity. I can’t think of the number of times we’ve had to take him to the emergency room. But he can take it! All he has to do is put on that hat, get pointed out by the celebrity on stage, and voila! The crowd goes crazy, cursing him, threatening to kill him, all that stuff, but he can take it like a man and make a big deposit of money at his bank.”
“Right now we got him scheduled to get run over by Michael Moore’s limo at the screening of his new documentary, Fahrenheit 11/9. Those peace loving, inclusive, loving, fans will go crazy!”
Doc Woodworth
Ph.D Saint Louis University (Public Policy Analysis)
JD Saint Louis University (Journal Editor)
MBA Central Michigan University (Organizational Behavior)
BA Illinois College (Sociology)
