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Hurricane Maria and Trump Killed Everyone in Puerto Rico

According to a recent statistical survey conducted by NOAA Science Emeritus Nancy Pelosi the recent hurricane proved that the response by the Trump administration amounted to cold blooded murder. 

The Democratic governor of Puerto Rico, Juan Valdez, in exile in Miami, Florida showed that every man, woman and child who once lived in Puerto Rico was either purposely slaughtered by shock troops with bayonets directed by Trump during and directly after the hurricane struck the poor nation, or will die someday of accident, illness, or old age. Said Dr. Pelosi, “The reason millions of bottles of water, 10s of thousands electrical generators, warehouses of food and clothing are still for sale on the black market has nothing to do with local politicians making money. It has everything to do with the fact that everyone on Puerto Rico is dead or will die within the next 50-100 years. Trump’s black hearted ‘final solution’ will live in infamy long after there is no one left to call themselves Puerto Ricans.”

Doc Woodworth

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Ph.D Saint Louis University (Public Policy Analysis)
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MBA Central Michigan University (Organizational Behavior)
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Ph.D Saint Louis University (Public Policy Analysis) JD Saint Louis University (Journal Editor) MBA Central Michigan University (Organizational Behavior) BA Illinois College (Sociology)
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