Nancy Pelosi Promises that when Democrats Take Over House, Trump Derangement Syndrome Sufferers Will Qualify For SSD Payments
Future Speaker Pelosi, dressed in Blue to signify the impending ‘Blue Wave’ that will thankfully soon remove government from any rational decision-making process, told NYT reporters today that when she becomes Speaker, the first thing they will do AFTER filing Articles of Impeachment against demonic President Trump, will be to encourage those who have suffered from Trump Derangement Syndrome (“TDS”) on the schedule of psychiatric issues that will enable them to qualify for $thousands per month of free money.”
Said Hon. Pelosi “For far too long folks have suffered from usurper Trump’s extremist improvements in the economy that have forced them to actually work for a living. We hope that the incentive of gaining thousands of dollars of free money will get them to vote for our socialist causes.”
Doc Woodworth
Ph.D Saint Louis University (Public Policy Analysis)
JD Saint Louis University (Journal Editor)
MBA Central Michigan University (Organizational Behavior)
BA Illinois College (Sociology)
