AOC, Pelosi Call on All Americans To Assume the Feeble Position
Press sycophants gathered on the gleaming, barbed wire-surrounded steps of the Capitol to receive their marching orders from both Supreme Social Media Thought Influencer AOC and her current ‘sidekick’ BFF Speaker Nancy Pelosi.
Said Sidekick Pelosi, “We fully support President Biden’s stunning victory over American Exceptionalism, and call on all Americans to do everything they can to humble and prostrate themselves on the altar of utter humiliation before all our enemies, perceived and imagined. This is the way American insurrectionists, domestic terrorists, and white supremacists can pay for their years of forcing Trump’s numerous successes down our throats for 4 years. We promise to do everything in our power to ruin everything as fast as possible. Kill innocent people who counted on us? Waste money? World Class Corruption? It’s what we do. ”
Added AOC, “And we are proud of it! So get down on your collective knees or roll into the ‘feeble position’ [sic] and beg the world to forgive all you and your forefather’s sins.”
Doc Woodworth
Ph.D Saint Louis University (Public Policy Analysis)
JD Saint Louis University (Journal Editor)
MBA Central Michigan University (Organizational Behavior)
BA Illinois College (Sociology)
