Thousands of indigenous Women of Privilege, accompanied by the usual crowd of Hollywood B list celebrities, descended upon the streets of WDC today to protest the anti-women Trump Administration.
“While progressive saint Bill Clinton used his political status to seduce and manipulate an estimated thousand women, to include a young White House intern, illegitimate ‘president’ Trump said far, far worse,” claimed Deblinda Smith-Wooten, President of the National Organization for Women. “His random man-talk caught on a microphone 10 years ago is proof of his Nazi-like Holocaust against Women.”
House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, in an interview conducted in sight of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue cackled, “Unlike the Sharia Law of our Muslim friends, which we have never objected to, one doesn’t have to read The Don to know what is in The Don. It’s obvious. Trump represents the Republican Party’s decades-long Trench War Against Women.”
Multi-billionnaire George Soros, the humble Hungarian who generously paid for the ‘march,’ was interviewed at the globalist elite summit in Davos, “While I am unapologetic on collaborating with Nazis to steal property from Jews, my manipulation of progressives toward the globalist utopia of the creation of the ultimate slave race, I find that it is important to use liberal women to sow divisiveness around the world.”
Planned Parenthood, a wholly-owned subsidiary of the Democratic Party released a statement in support of the Pink Pussy Protest. “We fully support the right of all un-aborted, surviving females to exercise their penumbral right to abort Trump’s presidency before it reaches full term.”
Doc Woodworth
Ph.D Saint Louis University (Public Policy Analysis)
JD Saint Louis University (Journal Editor)
MBA Central Michigan University (Organizational Behavior)
BA Illinois College (Sociology)
