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Biden Transition Team Announces Hunter Biden to Serve as America’s Drug Czar

In a press release late this afternoon, Shantay Meeks, Public Affairs Director of the Biden Presidential Transition Team announced that the Media-elect President Joe Biden will be proud to appoint his son as head of the federal drug interdiction coordination agency. 

“Recent video logs discovered on a laptop by the defunct Trump Administration illustrate Hunter’s unprecedented knowledge of America’s indigenous recreational drug culture.  

“Quite frankly, no one understands the issues more than Hunter. He has an outstanding track record of working with Chinese government officials to closely monitor the production and consumption of a wide variety of complex, eco-responsible recreational substances.” 

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