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Usurper Joe Biden Gleeful That American Democracy Died on His Watch

The ironically named ‘Democratic Party’ basked recently in the warm glow of ‘a job well done.’ 

Said a smiling,  Joe Biden in a press conference this morning, “Finally, after generations of oppression, beginning with  our parties’s support of slavery, to failing to stop Republicans from passing civil rights legislation in the 1960s, to the establishment of crime and drug infested ghettos for our machine-captured voters to live useless, hopeless lives at taxpayer expense, we have succeeded in completely removing the old fashioned, tired,  and evil notions of liberty, freedom, and self responsibility from America.” 

Biden continued, “While bold, our unprecedented hacking of the 2020 election, along with our  Republican friends in the Deep State, and as always, our wonderful friends in the propaganda complex of legacy and social media, put a stop to the evil, corrupt Trump Administration that was touting democratic values damaging to our national interests.  Imagine that: Trump and his Deplorable gun and Bible clinging supporters wanted a fair, unbiased election that actually reflected the majority of legal American citizens eligible to vote.  Quite frankly, that process gave us 4 years of unprecedented economic growth which was bad, very bad, for China and our enemies in the Middle East. Another four more years of Trump would have placed America alone at the top of the world’s super powers–something that we can never tolerate.  Now that Americans enjoy the absolute freedom of never having to make a decision again, they will enjoy being told what to do in every regard by our team of technocratic experts. “

Doc Woodworth

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Ph.D Saint Louis University (Public Policy Analysis) JD Saint Louis University (Journal Editor) MBA Central Michigan University (Organizational Behavior) BA Illinois College (Sociology)
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