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Democratic National Committee, Citing Trump Vote Fraud, Demands End to Holding Elections

In a heavily attended press conference on the steps of the Capitol building this morning, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi argued that  tyrant Trump’s massive election fraud and refusal to admit defeat in the 2020 presidential elections prior to state certification of ballets was a ‘clear and present danger’ to American democracy.  

Said  Pelosi to the cheers of gathered reporters:  “The results of the 2020 election prove that the notion of voting is a racist remnant of white supremacy forced on indigenous justice loving residents of our country.  Each vote for Trump was a hateful slap in the face of every person of color, every man and woman seeking reproductive justice, every child torn from their parents and locked in cages.  We can not allow their humiliation to continue by allowing bitter gun and Bible clingers to express their hate, their misogyny, their racism, and trans- and homo- phobia by voting.”

Pelosi continued, “We have learned, thanks to that small handed, orange bad man illegally occupying the White House past November 4, that letting Deplorables vote is dangerous to democracy.  We here in the Washington, in the Democratic Party, know best how to handle the pressing issues America now faces thanks to four years of Trump hegemony.  We must never allow an election to endanger our democracy.  

Doc Woodworth

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