Democratic Party Leadership Prepares Torture Chamber for USSC Nominee Brett Kavenaugh
“I know he’s guilty,” said Democratic Party Hollywood Cell Leader Rose Ann Barr, repeating a ’thumbs down’ gesture which she somehow made look obscene, “He deserves to be tortured so that his accuser does not need to testify. ”
“Our design was inspired by late Medieval period torture methods, which reached peak-level mental and physical agony during the Spanish Inquisition, though with a hint of Thirty Years War German understatement. We’ve got the usual favorites such as the Rack, the Wheel but added a few whimsical, modern touches made trendy by ISIS, such as the slow roasting of his flesh in a tiny iron cage. She summed it up, the palms of her age spotted hands rubbing in glee, “He’ll talk.”
Democratic Senator Elizabeth Warren agreed, “My Native American ancestors have ways of making him talk, to include staking him out in the desert over a fire ant mound.
Democratic Party Propaganda Reichsminister Kirstin Gillibrand added, “I hope we filet his skin right off him, cut off his maleness, and then, maybe then, our innocent, spotless lamb will testify about the multiple rape, body shamming humiliation, and even (gasp) kicked her support animal on the way out of the bedroom of whatever house it happened in. Hey, this happened two generations ago, she was a drunk, 15 year old girl, having been to uncounted similar parties, how is she supposed to know exactly what happened in whatever year it happened? The only thing she needs to do is accuse the white, cisgender male with an otherwise spotless record. A thousand years of common law and notions of fair play demand that this pedophile Kavenaugh has the burden of proof to defend himself. And if torture is what it takes to extract the truth from his lying lips to save the flower of millions of innocent virgins, including our own daughters than that is what it takes. ”
Doc Woodworth
Ph.D Saint Louis University (Public Policy Analysis)
JD Saint Louis University (Journal Editor)
MBA Central Michigan University (Organizational Behavior)
BA Illinois College (Sociology)
