HBO CNN MSNBC WAPO AND NYT ANNOUNCE JOINT VENTURE TO PROVIDE 24/7 HATE TRUMP TV CABLE CHANNEL
Not content with the current offerings of Soros, DNC, and CIA funded 24/7 anti-Trump news coverage, Michael Moore HATE TRUMP TV president along with Harvey Weinstein serving as Head of Programming announce awesome new cable tv channel.
“Democratic party voters, many of whom are still living in their parents’ basements saddled with un-repayable student loan debt accumulated in a fruitless pursuit of feminine trauma studies degrees, have demonstrated an unquenchable demand for hate-and lie spewing drivel directed at the Russian loving so called president of the USA,” said millionaire ‘man of the people’ Michael Moore from one of his many mansions.
Said Moore, “Quite frankly, we’ve been hammering that yellow-skinned small-handed Russian-loving Trump and his legion of toothless, Bible thumping, gun worshipping, deplorable losers non-stop for two years in every possible way. Our beloved and knowledgeable Hollywood stars offer their wisdom daily on Twitter, anti-Trump messages are delivered at every entertainment award show. Every late night comedy news show provides their viewers with keen, hard edged award-winning political journalism and insightful commentary. Our daytime talk shows and evening network and cable news, every issue of every newspaper, magazine, talking head, and web sites. Every network comedy, reality TV show, and scripted dramas and procedurals trash Ttump Evil every single night, and yet nothing seems to work.” Tears appeared in his eyes. “More has to be done.”
No pun intended.
Harvey Weinstein, whose profligate experience with women’s needs prepares him well for HATE TRUMP programming, said, “What little support has been shown toward Russian-loving, pussy-grabbing, homophobic, philandering, certifiably insane, plastic straw using Trump, such as Rosie, Tim Allen, or Alex Jones, has been completely shut down. And still, every single one of candidates backed by that evil dictator Satanist Holocaust blood on his hands Nazi Hitler Devil Trump has won. So we think the thing to do now is to add the HATE TRUMP channel on Directv, as well as a streaming app for both Android and Apple platforms.”
Added Moore, “In between hard-hitting investigative reporting of Putin puppet Trump, Allyssa Milano will produce her unique brand of sorrowful, tear provoking TV commercials showing how pompous poser Trump and his band of gum-mouthed West Virginian hayseeds, are gleefully starving, torturing, and murdering large brown eyed puppies. And gets away with it. Every.Single.Day. The only way we can save democracy, is to use every tool in our arsenal of truth to expose those who are intolerant, hateful, and demeaning of socialism.”
Weinstein shared with us some of prospective TV shows under development:
Stormy Danials will star in a scripted drama as a resident brain surgeon struggling with bullying from right wing extremists
Day in the Life Reality TV show starring Democratic socialist star Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as she wanders the country promoting her knowledge of foreign policy and economics within the context of post neo-Marxism.
Therese Patricia Okoumou, Congo citizen and anti-Trump activist, famous for her Statue of Liberty protest and singing routine
Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert, and Jon Stewart (comes out of retirement!!) will host a weekly anti-Trump panel featuring marionettes and post-modern slap stick.
Documentaries of the miserable life of Mexican families as they struggle to cross the racist border to begin new lives as American welfare recipients.
The channel will begin broadcasting on channel 9998 of Directv, as well as Comcast and the Disney Channel, October 2018.
Doc Woodworth
Ph.D Saint Louis University (Public Policy Analysis)
JD Saint Louis University (Journal Editor)
MBA Central Michigan University (Organizational Behavior)
BA Illinois College (Sociology)
