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NYT, WaPo, and CNN Editors Decry Lack of Proper Epithet to Apply to ‘He Whose Name Shall Not Be Spoken’

Pulitzer Prize nominated journalist, Simon Sneedwick, Editor in Chief of the New York Times, “In the past you had, for example,  Richard the Lionhearted, Charles the Great, Ivan the Terrible, Suliemann the Magnificent, Vlad the Impaler, and so on.  But with that small-handed, yellow-skinned Drumpf, we are running out of ways to describe him with sufficient hatred in the limited space of a tabloid headline or Twitter feed. “ 

“Quite frankly, we’ve run out of suitably negative descriptive words to attack Drumpf in English language.”

“For over two years, our colleagues have applied words such as “stupid, Satan, Hitler, Nazi, small-handed, orange, egotistical, Russian-loving, misogynistic, homophobic, evil, sexist, demagogue, dictator, racist, fascist,” and so on.  What we need is an adequate expression of our angst.”  

NYT, WaPo, and CNN Editors Decry Lack of Proper Epithet to Apply to ‘He Whose Name Shall Not Be Spoken’

Emmy-Award finalist and reverse transgender activist Terri Botchstuff agreed, ““Our unbiased, neutral, journalistic integrity requires that we coordinate our efforts to attack the Evil Occupier of what has become the dacha White House.  We need a satisfactory epithet to describe that Russian-loving monster, such as 

“Drumpf the Malevolent Spawn of the Darkest Dungeon of the Most Putrid” or something.  

Doc Woodworth

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