Senate Democratic Party Leadership To Hire Barnum and Bailey Traveling Circus to Disrupt Supreme Court Confirmation Hearings
At a news conference packed with throngs of supportive reporters, House Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D, San Francisco) announced that the Democratic Party, in sponsorship with Planned Parenthood, the Screen Actors Guild, and the Soros Foundation, the hiring of the Barnum and Bailey Traveling Circus to assist in protesting Trump’s selection of a USSC justice to replace the seat that belongs to Democratic Party Saint Ruth Bader Ginsberg.
“For the sake of future aborted clumps of cells, we must do everything in our power to stop that fragile white privileged woman who must go un-named from gleefully slaughtering future generations of women with rusty coat hangers in back alleys in the name of her racist, misogynistic, homo – and trans- phobic dogmatic religion.”
“Women of Color must always have the right to not use cheap and freely available contraceptives and to decide to have an abortion up to and beyond the point of delivery for any reason whatsoever.”
“To that end, we’ve hired the Barnum and Bailey Traveling Circus to help protest in every major urban area now engaged by our peaceful BLM/Antifa Shock Troops, who suffer daily from an onslaught of Trump-instigated hate and violence.
“In addition to Barnum and Bailey, we have other great ideas to keep devilish Nazi and KKK leader Trump from trashing RBG’s wonderful legacy. We’ve arranged to have that Trump blimp to fly over the Capito and we will have 1,000 nude protestors laying on the East Lawn with their bodies painted with unhappy smiley faces. That’ll get it done.”
Doc Woodworth
Ph.D Saint Louis University (Public Policy Analysis)
JD Saint Louis University (Journal Editor)
MBA Central Michigan University (Organizational Behavior)
BA Illinois College (Sociology)
